Posts under ‘One Liners’

If someone can write as well with your left hand as you do with your right hand, he/she may just have really bad handwriting

When in January, talking about something that happened in December, please don’t use words like “last year”.

Stupidity has got to be the most innovative talent … How else can one be so consistent at making most moronic of the possible decisions!

If solution to a problem cannot be found its probably a fact. Rather than trying to solve it, accept it and cope with it.

Who knew! Dog fights are illegal but cat fights are always welcome!

Stupidity can be outdone, just wait and watch!

Who knew! Progress often depends not on how good you reason, but how well you can suffer bad reasoning.

What does an “orange a day” keep away? .. and how about a Kiwi or Mango?

Which of the three categories do you belong – “could, should, but never would —  should, would but never could  — would, could, but never should “

Engagement has the endowment effect, Marriage has the wearout effect