My One Liners

Ambidextrous

Abhi — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 16:31:53 +0000

If someone can write as well with your left hand as you do with your right hand, he/she may just have really bad handwriting

Abhi — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 19:09:15 +0000

When in January, talking about something that happened in December, please don’t use words like “last year”.

Abhi — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 18:32:38 +0000

Stupidity has got to be the most innovative talent … How else can one be so consistent at making most moronic of the possible decisions!

Abhi — Mon, 27 Jun 2011 00:07:53 +0000

If solution to a problem cannot be found its probably a fact. Rather than trying to solve it, accept it and cope with it.

Abhi — Mon, 27 Jun 2011 00:05:11 +0000

Who knew! Dog fights are illegal but cat fights are always welcome!

Abhi — Sat, 25 Jun 2011 23:22:06 +0000

Stupidity can be outdone, just wait and watch!

Abhi — Sat, 25 Jun 2011 23:21:37 +0000

Who knew! Progress often depends not on how good you reason, but how well you can suffer bad reasoning.

Abhi — Sun, 15 May 2011 17:11:50 +0000

What does an “orange a day” keep away? .. and how about a Kiwi or Mango?

Abhi — Sun, 15 May 2011 17:11:07 +0000

Which of the three categories do you belong – “could, should, but never would — should, would but never could — would, could, but never should “

Abhi — Tue, 03 May 2011 14:30:18 +0000

Engagement has the endowment effect, Marriage has the wearout effect